Grumpy Grandma

Bonjour ma Cajun friends!
It’s me again; opinionated columnist and general know-it-all Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino.

Mon dieu! Da Pope got house arrested in Lafayette Parish!
Y’all, it’s true! Mr. City Marshal Brian Pope done went and got himself house arrested! Mais, I couldn’t hardly believe it when I heard the news. Der I was, proud like a momma hen when I learned dat da Pope had signed on dat handsome Mr. Uncle Clay Higgins as a Reserve Deputy Marshal…Then, not even a week later, da Pope himself done went and tried to stonewall da judge on some emails and BOOM! Dat Judge done throw’d da book at him. Caww—dat’s tete dur, yea…

Ok now look. I took a lot of heat for my predictions and comments about da presidential elections last month and it didn’t take very long for da political hacks to squish my dreams of a Bob Dole comeback, but let me tell y’all somethin’… I’m mad as Hades about this election and da outright demagoguery (yea I Googled dat) of da so called candidates we gonna have to choose from…What they gonna promise next—free cell phones if you ain’t got a job? Pas bon y’all, Pas bon…

And finally, let’s talk about E-cigs and Vaping. If you wanna quit smoking, good for you, but I can still see your Vape! And for the rest of you who are hiding your nicotine habit by vaping because it’s sooo much better for you—seriously? You ain’t fooling nobody, so get your Marlboro Reds and smoke outside like everybody else.

Ok, I think my gout’s about to act up again, so dat’s it for now.

Until next time, Au revoir y’all,
Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino